snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

(via moistbottom)


22 hours ago // 183,480 notes

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via perks-of-being-chinese)


22 hours ago // 625,398 notes
aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

(via pizza)


22 hours ago // 596,458 notes

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks, via clestroying)


22 hours ago // 424,130 notes
richerbiotch:

Get out me cah

televisoin:

having only 2 friends in class and you have to pair up and they choose each other

image

(Source: wifiey, via humorking)


22 hours ago // 214,748 notes

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via handburgerz)


22 hours ago // 258,976 notes

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via bastille)


22 hours ago // 499,711 notes